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| Blond Joke of the Day Since I have so many of them, I figured I would start a Blond Joke of the Day thread. I will try to remember to post this daily. I have collected many over the years. I am a blond, and I love blond jokes. Feel free to share your blond jokes too! It does not have to be just one a day here! What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. 
__________________ I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. Dynamite comes in small packages, Nitro comes in smaller ones, take your pick!   |
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08.14.2008
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| I don't know any blonde jokes so you will have to keep this one up |
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| 08.14.2008 What's the advantage of being married to a blond? You can park in the handicapped spots. 
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| A blonde woman calls 9-1-1 and says "Hurry, hurry. My house is burning down. Send the firemen quick!!!!" The dispatcher says "O.K. Ma'am. But you need to calm down, please, and tell me, how we get to your house." The blonde says "DUH!!! Big red truck!!"
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| 08.15.2008 Thanks for the contribution t wilson! Love it! Also love your signature. I'm a dragon junkie too. Two blonds are walking down the street. One blond finds a little mirror, looks in it, again and again. Puzzled, she says to her friend, "I just know I've seen this face before!". "Give it to me", says the other blond. She looks in the mirror and says, "Of course, silly! It's me!" 
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| LOL They were definately blonde.
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| lmao thouse are good heheh
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| The blond woman takes her car to the garage because it was running rough. The mechanic sprayed some carborator cleaner in the carb and the car ran like new. When the blond came back for the car the mechanic told her there was no charge. "What was the problem?" She asked. "Just $h!t in the carborator." He told her. "How often do I need to do that?" |
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| That's a funny one, Otter! Thanks for sharing it!
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