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Old 08.14.2008
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The Quickie (Not dirty, just funny!)

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8
year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into
operation:

'There's a car being towed from the parking lot', he shouted.
'An Ambulance just drove by.'
'Looks like the Anderson's have company', he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike....'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving'
'Jason is on his skate board....'

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are havin sex!!'

Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously
called out, 'How do you know they are having sex?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'
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ROFL I will know not to send my son out with a popsicle
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LOL Now that's funny.
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Too darn funny! Out of the mouths of babes!
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That's really funny....and cute!
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I was just thinking arnt Popsicles and Lolli pops used as a adult toys????
Watch what you let your kids play with or consume!!!! LOL
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I was just thinking arnt Popsicles and Lolli pops used as a adult toys????
Watch what you let your kids play with or consume!!!! LOL
Corn dogs can be kinda fun too!
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