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Old 08.16.2008
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Just got my new Dodge 2500 Heavy Duty pickup a few days ago. I returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this," he said, "Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!," he continued...and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles,"
I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my ne! w truck, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. "as@ho@#!!," I yelled.

Suddenly the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, and
Bill Clinton on sax.

I love this truck.
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Now you need to tug one of these Truckers behind your new rig
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I like that! Looks like it would hold a couple of poles too!
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LOL I want one of those trucks
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Love that joke! Too funny!!!!
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The truth finally comes out.....I wonder what you have too say for Obama ?
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Just got my new Dodge 2500 Heavy Duty pickup a few days ago. I returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
I wish mine had that option..
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LMAO now that was funny. Good joke, most that contain the french are hehe
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