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Old 08.16.2008
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Chocolate Better Than Sex?

Yes, I know it not the Ladies Area..... But I heard a joke on XM that just reminded me of this bunch..

She was talking that Chocolate was better than sex.

After all, she could get Chocolate.

When Chocolate got soft, it was still good.




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guess what , im STILL GOOD WHEN IM SOFT LOL
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guess what , im STILL GOOD WHEN IM SOFT LOL

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I love both sex and chocolate
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I love both sex and chocolate
Amen on that one!
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Don't forget the strawberries and whipped cream !
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Don't forget the strawberries and whipped cream !
And the caramel sauce!
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Yes, I know it not the Ladies Area..... But I heard a joke on XM that just reminded me of this bunch..

She was talking that Chocolate was better than sex.

After all, she could get Chocolate.

When Chocolate got soft, it was still good.




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I believe that was me....................
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