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Old 08.18.2008
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Marriage counselor

A husband and wife came for counseling after
20 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went
into a passionate, painful tirade listing every
problem they had ever had in the 20 years they
had been married.

She went on and on and on:-neglect, lack of
intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved
and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet
needs she had endured over the course of their
marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a
sufficient length of time, the male therapist
got up, walked around the desk, and after asking
the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her
passionately as her husband watched with a
raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as
though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said,
'This is what your wife needs at least three
times a week. Can you do this?'

The husband thought for a moment and replied,
'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and
Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'
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