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mc8541ss · **^ Top** #1 08.21.2008

The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear"the rules"
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problemonly if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.

See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls,don'tExpect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant theother one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus didNOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color . Pumpkin is also a fruit. We haveno idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, itwill be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
orgolf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Lilbit · **^ Top** #2 08.21.2008

Christopher Columbus also didn't find what he was looking for, did he?!?!? He was looking for another route to India!

Being a woman (I'll probably get in trouble with some of the ladies here), I actually agree with a lot of that stuff. I tend to be rather blunt and to the point, and surprisingly, there are a lot of guys out there than can not handle that!

honor roll · **^ Top** #3 08.21.2008

LOL My Hubby gave me these rules before we got married

mc8541ss · **^ Top** #4 08.21.2008

I guess your following them since your still married.......LOL

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Originally Posted by honor roll

LOL My Hubby gave me these rules before we got married

Lilbit · **^ Top** #5 08.21.2008

I make my own rules! Then again, I always was a contrary little cuss.

GuysLady · **^ Top** #6 08.21.2008

I was raised among WAY too many men. My husband among WAY too many females... so we both knew the rules. It's worked well for 18 years...

cat 500 · **^ Top** #7 08.22.2008

LOL That was pretty good.

creekrd · **^ Top** #8 11.19.2008

Tha truth is finally told.....3 divorces later !!! LOL

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