A year or so ago, my three boys and I spent a funny lunch at home coming up with these lovely one liners for those who don't seem to think very quick!



A few notes short of a song
A few pills short of a bottle
A few eggs short of a dozen
A few ingredients short of a recipe
A few bullets short of a clip
A few shingles short of a roof
A few bricks short of a load
A few sandwiches short of a picnic
A few fries short of a happy meal
A few ducks short of a pond
A few books short of a library
A few I-beams short of a building
A few stars short of a galaxy
A few leaves short of a plant
A few parts short of a car
A few troops short of a platoon
A few pebbles short of a beach
A few grains short of a sandbox
A few chips short of a bag
A few blades short of a lawn
A few hairs short of a brush
A few feathers short of a chicken
A few quarts short of a gallon
A few stamps short of a collection
A few missiles short of an apache
A few words short of a sentence
A few chapters short of a book
A few strokes short of a painting
A few scales short of a fish
A few clams short of a clambake
A few rows short of a field
A few ribs short of a rack
A few burgers short of a barbeque
A few plants short of a garden
A few cards short of a deck
A few sails short of a ship
A few seamen short of a crew
A few tiles short of a floor
A few teeth short of a comb
A few numbers short of a phone book
A few cows short of a herd
A few cans short of a 12 pack
A few semis short of a convoy
A few strings short of a harp

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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Dynamite comes in small packages, Nitro comes in smaller ones, take your pick!

Some good ones but it makes dizzy trying to read all those............A few , A few , A few................

Thanks we ought to make this a game Any takers?

I wouldn't object to anyone coming up with new ones! It's a stitch!

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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Dynamite comes in small packages, Nitro comes in smaller ones, take your pick!

A few pictures short of a photo album.
A few letters short of an alphabet.
A few bales short of a hay wagon.
A few numbers short of an equation.
A few coals short of a barbeque.
A few logs short of a fire.
A few parts short of a car.

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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketsup.


Somewhere there is an energy leak.

It's a dog eat dog food world.

Like the additions t wilson. The pic in your signature just brought one to mind.

A few scales short of a dragon.

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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Dynamite comes in small packages, Nitro comes in smaller ones, take your pick!

This doesn't fit the pattern, but I've always said "missing some furniture on the upper floor"

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Cowboy up!

Works for me!

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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Dynamite comes in small packages, Nitro comes in smaller ones, take your pick!