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| married too long! When You've Been Married Too Long Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said "What's for dinner Batman?"
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| Oh so true, so true. In our first year together hubby and I were at it constantly....then we got married, bought a house, got busy jobs. Now we most often have oral sex...as in "F you," "No, F YOU." Just kidding about the oral sex part (though it does happen in those angry moments once in awhile), but married life certainly does become routine unless you spice it up. Now that my mother in law is living with us it would be most strange if I met him at the door in the cat woman outfit. She would think I've lost my mind.
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| Most common sexual position for married couples This reminds me of one I heard the other day.... The most common sexual postion for all married couples is Doggie Style. The man gets down on his hands and knees and begs for the P***y and the woman rolls over and plays dead! 
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| My hubby sure wouldn't say that if I greeted him at the door dressed like that! Our 13 year old might have some issues though!
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