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Old 08.25.2008
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Doctors Never Laugh

.Before the examination, Bob asked the doctor if they ever laughed at their patients' problems. the Doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest whoa-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'


It's swollen,' Bob replied.
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Good one.
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That's good!
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Would that be like, "making a mountain out of a molehill?"
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Would that be like, "making a mountain out of a molehill?"
LOL I think it would.
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Dang, Reminds me of that guy over on the dirty jokes side........
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that ain't good !!!! The ol' teeny weenyitis disease.....
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WOW must be someone I know lol
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