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The Darwin Awards (New list folks)]
And the nominees were:
1.
A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply,
because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline
with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he
vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and
fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister.
2.
Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude
when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon
the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own
aircraft and crashed.. They were all found dead in the wreckage with
their pants around their ankles.
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How many people vomit into their fireplaces? He was a real genious!



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Sometimes you just can't control where it goes. I shorted out one of my electrical outlets once.
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How many people vomit into their fireplaces? He was a real genious!



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Sometimes you just can't control where it goes. I shorted out one of my electrical outlets once.
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Nothing exciting. I'm Irish, I don't vomit when I drink. But I will NEVER EVER buy discounted seafood at a discounted grocery store again!!!!!
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I wont eat Mediterranean scallops again. One nite with them! GOSH
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I wont eat Mediterranean scallops again. One nite with them! GOSH
Can we assume that those Mediterranean scallops were just passin' through?
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