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Old 09.02.2008
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Talking Underwear dust

Underwear dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe
it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

April, his wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
drawer. 'What the Heck is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust'
cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the
bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied 'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'
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This is too funny...good.....
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Now thats a good one!!!!
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ROFL..................
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lmao thats a good one
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Well wonder if that would help?????? LMAO
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Well wonder if that would help?????? LMAO
lmao and you have questions?????
I don't even want to know why
too much information as it is ....oh it hurts to laugh
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That's so cold it's funny!!!!
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