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Old 09.03.2008
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Dear Tide: TO FUNNY


Dear Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains cam e out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.
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LOL Sounds like something Bill Clinton would write
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I feel the same way about my hubby sometimes! And I, too, use Tide with Bleach alternative.
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Now this reminds me of why I don't want to get married
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Kinda scary. My wife loves Tide and will not use anything else!
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I wonder if she is gonna write stihl about her chainsaw ?????
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