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Old 09.03.2008
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Two couples were playing poker one evening.

Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down
under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't
wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying
to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife
followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.

She said , 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.'After
taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this
offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since her
husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at
her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m . sharp
- and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom
and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his
wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?' With a lump in her
throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this
afternoon.'

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did
he give you $500?'

Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give
me $500.'

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He
promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay
me back.'

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
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Old 09.03.2008
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Great one need to try it lol
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Two couples were playing poker one evening.

Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down
under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't
wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying
to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife
followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.

She said , 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.'After
taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this
offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since her
husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at
her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m . sharp
- and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom
and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his
wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?' With a lump in her
throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this
afternoon.'

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did
he give you $500?'

Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give
me $500.'

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He
promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay
me back.'

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
Wow what a pal
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Oh, that's too funny!

(OD,did you move from Az to Ak???)
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Oh, that's too funny!

(OD,did you move from Az to Ak???)
Both are beautiful states, have mtns & snow, and what's a 'few degrees' difference in temperature?!!
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Both are beautiful states, have mtns & snow, and what's a 'few degrees' difference in temperature?!!
The difference is being cold and being a frozen eskimo pop!!

I'll take Flagstaff anyday. I don't recall any igloos or walruses there.
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I have heard that one befor and it funny evey time lol
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Talk about great friends
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I guess you could call that "all in"............
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And won with a straight Flush!!!!!!!!!!LMAO
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