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Old 09.04.2008
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2 Guys Go Hunting

Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.
After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!"
Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
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Oh gosh that's too much!!! My Dad is a hunter so I can relate to this one.
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LOL Good one HR.
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That's great! Thanks HR!
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Don't them squirrels know them nuts are non-edible?
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Speaking of funny hunting jokes.

Check out a TK and Mike hunting video... I enjoyed the Duck Hunting video, they have several

I laughed so hard my sides hurt.
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