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Old 09.04.2008
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'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.




So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of #####.'



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This one needs to be sent to my hubby
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Awwwwww! That's so sweet of you, OD.
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This is great! Thanks for sharing!
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