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Old 09.07.2008
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We are in trouble!

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama

Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city

Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your ###,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.






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LMAO Thank You for reminding me it's time to go back to work.... Oh and forgot you failed to mention all the unemploied workers, We might have to fight to keep our jobs.LOL
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300 million. 60 million of which are illegal aliens costing us a fortune by using medicare to have 5-6 kids, and what about the schools that babysit those kids while they become gang members that costs us; county medical facilities for illenss's, prison's, police.......

You forgot to mention that there are few decent paying jobs to go to work at. And that our jobs and resources are being sent to China and India.

Millions of Americans were forced into retirement. Now they have to go back to work at Wal-Mart and fast food outfits.

I guess Americans retired and other's could open a restaurant (Small business, the "broken bone" of America), and hire some Mexicans to work in it. What we need need is more restaurants and fatter CONSUMERS.



Whats happening in America has become a joke! And the joke is on the American working class citizen. Or unemployed citizens, such as the case might be. We are now at 6% unemployment and climbing.

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