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JolliRoger Light Load Member   Last Seen: 11.09.2008 01.39 PM Member Since: May 2007 Location: Mississippi Trucker? No Answer Posts: 169 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 84 Thanked: 70 Times

How to Treat a........ HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN: Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. HOW TO TREAT A MAN: Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV __________________ Bye Y'all

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MountainMama Medium Load Member   Last Seen: 4 Hours Ago 11.47 PM Member Since: Feb 2008 Location: Nowhere, where are you? Trucker? No Answer Age: 57 Posts: 603 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 201 Thanked: 176 Times

I've seen many versions of this joke and they are all sooooooo true. Good one. LOL.

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honor roll MIA (Banned or Retired)   Last Seen: 3 Weeks Ago 12.16 PM Member Since: Mar 2008 Location: NW OHIO Trucker? 0-1 Year Age: 33 Posts: 1,770 My Trucking Photos: 0 Thanks: 94 Thanked: 239 Times

Love it hubby does some of those I wish he would do more

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Scarecrow03 Brainless Advisor   Last Seen: 3 Hours Ago 12.46 AM Member Since: Sep 2006 Location: In Your Head Trucker? 5 Years Age: 34 Posts: 6,530 My Trucking Photos: 7 Thanks: 390 Thanked: 517 Times

Don't forget the cold beer, and please keep your yap shut while the game's on. __________________ Keep that diesel burnin' and those tires turnin', but get there safe to keep on earnin'!! Real men drive whatever will pay the bills, but will never be truly happy until they can get back behind the wheel of a Pete!

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