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Old 09.08.2008
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Why?
Do you know why?

When a woman wears a leather dress,

A man's heart beats quicker,

And his throat gets dry,

He goes weak in the knees,

And he begins to think irrationally.



Ever wonder why?












It’s because she smells like a new truck!
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That ain't even right......LOL. Thanks for sharing! I actually figured it would be something to do with hunting.
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I thought it had something to do with a cow. But we won't go there.
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I thought it had to do with the 3 letter word that starts with an S
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Yeah , and if it's a short dress when they bend over it looks like a fifth wheel .
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Do you know why?

When a woman wears a leather dress,

A man's heart beats quicker,

And his throat gets dry,

He goes weak in the knees,

And he begins to think irrationally.



Ever wonder why?












It’s because she smells like a new truck!
oh gimme a hell yea!!! so true.'specially to us redneck types.lol
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