Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a KENTUCKY GENTLEMAN are all working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .'
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Kentuckian says, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Kentuckian sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar, smiles and says,
'Fill it with water.'

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Keep that diesel burnin' and those tires turnin', but get there safe to keep on earnin'!!

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Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun. But Mama, that's where the fun is....

ROFL great one crow

Heard that one before, and still love it!! Can I get a HELL YEA!!!!!!

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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketsup.


Somewhere there is an energy leak.

It's a dog eat dog food world.

LMAO Good one Crow. That was funny!

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I HAVE A NEED FOR GOD AND A GOD FOR MY NEEDS