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Old 09.09.2008
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Talking Like a Virgin
Two polish guys are discussing one's upcoming wedding..."I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not."

His buddy replies, "Oh, there's an easy test for that. All you need is some red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red and one ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says 'Those are the funniest balls I've ever seen!' you hit her with the shovel!".....
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Ok I must be a blonde I don't get it
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Ok I must be a blonde I don't get it
If they are the funniest ones she has seen, that would mean she has seen others. Meaning she has been around others (not a virgin).
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Hey, I'm blonde and I got it right away.
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That's almost as bad as the hillbilly that was getting married, so he and Paw built a shack for him and his new bride. On their wedding night, the kid comes running into Paw's house crying. So Dad asks him what was wrong and the kid says that she turned out to be a virgin. Pa looks shocked and told him " If she ain't good enough for her own family, she an't good enough for ours!"
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