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Old 09.10.2008
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Bill and John, two lumberjacks, are out cutting timber one cold day when Bill starts to complain about always having chapped lips then notices John never does. "Why don't you ever have chapped lips?" asks Bill. John answers, "It's simple - watch..."

John drops his pants, bends over and sticks his finger up his butt, then rubs his finger all over his lips. "Does that keep you from getting chapped lips"? Bill asks, "No" replies John, "but it sure keeps me from licking them"!.....
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OMG LOL Yea that would work.
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Oh dear God that's gross!!!!
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OMG that should work, but I am going to try that. LMAO
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Gross I wouldn't try it
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