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Old 09.11.2008
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Bank Robbery...

A man charges into a bank wearing a ski mask and wielding a handgun. He shouts; this is a robbery, everyone get on the floor and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his mask. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head and shouts; Did anybody else here see my face?
The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him in the head also.
Did anybody else see my face; he shouts again, waving his
gun around.
There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner.
I think my wife caught a glimpse....
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Oh, man! That's baaaaaaaad!

But FUNNY!
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Old 09.13.2008
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lmao yeah, that's pretty bad! lol
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I don't want to be the wife that was bad
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Oh, man! That's baaaaaaaad!

But FUNNY!
this guy was the missing guy on the milk carton.no doubt.
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