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| Thanks for the chuckles. Last edited by rikdev50s; 09.13.2008 at 08.16 PM. Reason: Spelling |
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| Why do D.O.T. officers wear neckties????........................ to hold the foreskin back.!!!!! |
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| Those are all so funny! Thanks for the chuckles!!  Judi Kay
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| Thanks for sharing those! Too funny! |
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