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A stroke...

These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then Millie also had a stroke.

But Tillie, being 20 years older and feebler, couldn't reach that far.




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The flasher walks up to the next woman, and as he opens his coat says "HEY LADY, EVER SEE ONE OF THESE BEFORE?"

She glances over at him and says, "looks like a #####, only smaller."
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Size....

And as the prostitute said to the priest, while awaiting the start of action...

"Don't be ashamed Father, It's not a great big thing".
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