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Old 09.14.2008
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Great attitude

GREAT ATTITUDE
A man, seeking to join the police department, is being interviewed.

The Inspector says: "Your qualifications are good, but there is an aptit
ude
test that you must pass before you can join."

Sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol - go out and
shoot six illegal aliens, six drug pushers and a rabbit."

The applicant asks, "Why the rabbit?"

"GREAT attitude," says the Inspector. "When can you start?"


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hahahaha to funny
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hahahaha to funny
Funny yes.Wish it was true
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That's very funny! Love it!
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I like that inspector..........LOL
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