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What happens when you supress a fart?

It travels up your spine and lodges in your brain.

That is where all our ###### ideas come from.
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You know why women never fart ? (Well , they claim they don't )
They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure .
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You know why women never fart ? (Well , they claim they don't )
They can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure .
I am a woman and I fart
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I am a woman and I fart
Hmm , been giving somebody the silent treatment ?
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I am a woman and I fart
Fart or Fizzle? There is a differance you know.

BTW...do you know the differance?
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I rip them I am some times louder than my hubby and I can stink him out of the truck we have farting contest
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i was about to say...what do farts have to do with a trucking forum?
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I was told little girls don't fart, because they don't get ### holes til they get married.
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I was told little girls don't fart, because they don't get ### holes til they get married.
I am married to one
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I got one of those fwds with a bunch of personal questions . One was my nickname . I replied "Uazole"
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