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Texas cowboy boots

A Lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up
on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.

The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big
feet are well endowed.

The cowboy grinned and said, 'Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come
on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?'

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with
him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, 'Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't
nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.'

'Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.
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That just ain't right....
You know what's clear and lays in the gutter? A Texan with the #### kicked out of him....
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