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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago .

Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window..

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

The man replies, 'About a gallon.'
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago .

Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window..

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

The man replies, 'About a gallon.'
Ha ha..gotta steal that one for my intelligent, brilliant, outstanding, Conservative family..
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I would feel the same even if the names were changed to the conservatives running.
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I would feel the same even if the names were changed to the conservatives running.
"Mighty 'Black' of you"....guess that's PC for Obama supporters..am I wrong??
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"Mighty 'Black' of you"....guess that's PC for Obama supporters..am I wrong??

I am independent.

I DON'T care for any of the choices.

So, now what do you think?
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I am independent.

I DON'T care for any of the choices.

So, now what do you think?
Is that cald a 'punt?!' I trend toward Ind, but also believe in avoiding 'the worst case' scenario---i.e. Obama , the do-anything-to-get-elected Chicago Liberal politician...
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Is that cald a 'punt?!' I trend toward Ind, but also believe in avoiding 'the worst case' scenario---i.e. Obama , the do-anything-to-get-elected Chicago Liberal politician...

If you check my posts, you will clearly see, that I am equal in comments concerning each party.
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If you check my posts, you will clearly see, that I am equal in comments concerning each party.
Soooo, you're "Neutered," I mean Neutral??
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Soooo, you're "Neutered," I mean Neutral??
I am not blind, like many.
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