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Old 09.26.2008
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Talking There's a joke in here somewhere...
... But I'm not touching this one!


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heheheheh! It took me a minute, but this blonde finally got it.
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Now that you put it out there that way... Just not sure who the joke is on... LOL
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My soon to be ex replied with:
Something along the lines of chewing up the trees they were going to use for the horse?!?

Uh, hmmm, yeah, guess that points where my mind was!

Lol
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... But I'm not touching this one!


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My soon to be ex replied with:
Something along the lines of chewing up the trees they were going to use for the horse?!?

Uh, hmmm, yeah, guess that points where my mind was!

Lol
Yeah right, Hammer. That's where your mind was. Yepper. Never a doubt. The trees and the horse.

YOU EXPECT ME TO BUY THAT???
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That video was hilarious!

"what if it's a homosexual encounter?"

I sprayed pop everywhere on that one! Lol
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He did say it was IN there somewhere!!!!!!!
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Attention gonads, we are going in for seconds !!!





damn that video clip was funny. Anyone know what movie that was from?
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damn that video clip was funny. Anyone know what movie that was from?
Woody Allen's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask" (1972)
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