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Old 09.29.2008
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Definitely Odor Eaters, Thats too funny!!!!!!!
Yeah , if any of you ladies have a problem with your husband's smelly feet stick a couple in his shoes .
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ROFL! I bet the super/mega ones would serve as great in soles too!
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Guy comes up to the convenience store counter and puts a box of tampons there. Clerk tells him "ya might wantta get a deck of cards and a magazine since ya ain't gonna be doin' anything else tonight."
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that was pretty good honor roll
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That was a good one Honor Roll. Big Don - I like your addition! That's pretty funny, and true too!
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Every time I read something like this I remember years ago when my son was about 7 years old and my wife found a box for sample sanitary napkins that had come in the mail opened in his room . She asked where they were and he said in his sneakers . She asked if he knew what they were . He said "Yeah , Odor Eaters . " . (He FORBIDS me to tell this ! )
LOL. When my son was 3, he was with me at the grocery store as I bought the same item. When I placed it on the conveyer belt next to a pack of his pullups he loudly announced "Those are your diapers Mommy." He looked at the teenage checkout clerk and said "Did you know my mommy wears diapers too?" The poor, young, male clerk was turning 5 shades of red, as was I. Kids say the darndest things.
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Never had to buy those
But I remember a couple of times buying pregnancy test's and yeast medicine. Late at night
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OMG ROFLMAO Don't knw what was funnier the first joke or the stories that followed... Gotta Love those kids...
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yes that was funny and all the stories told where to thanks all for sharing lol
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