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honor roll · **^ Top** #1 09.28.2008

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

Cybergal · **^ Top** #2 09.28.2008

I wonder if they make cotton balls in super too?

Samantha82580 · **^ Top** #3 09.28.2008

I woulda rolled me one and showed him EXXXXXX-ACTLY how they work and where to stick it!

lmao....thanks for the share

benthere · **^ Top** #4 09.28.2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by honor roll

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)

Thats a good one Ill have to remeber that.Ill take that as advice next time Im in that situation.

RickG · **^ Top** #5 09.28.2008

Every time I read something like this I remember years ago when my son was about 7 years old and my wife found a box for sample sanitary napkins that had come in the mail opened in his room . She asked where they were and he said in his sneakers . She asked if he knew what they were . He said "Yeah , Odor Eaters . "

. (He FORBIDS me to tell this ! )

cat 500 · **^ Top** #6 09.28.2008

LOL Good one.

rookietrucker · **^ Top** #7 09.28.2008

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Originally Posted by RickG

Every time I read something like this I remember years ago when my son was about 7 years old and my wife found a box for sample sanitary napkins that had come in the mail opened in his room . She asked where they were and he said in his sneakers . She asked if he knew what they were . He said "Yeah , Odor Eaters . "

. (He FORBIDS me to tell this ! )

Thats purdy funny...........................

Samantha82580 · **^ Top** #8 09.28.2008

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He said "Yeah , Odor Eaters .

Only a child could have thought something like that up. I would have had to leave the room....I would have died laughing. That's definitly one of those "How do I explain this one?" moments.

mc8541ss · **^ Top** #9 09.29.2008

Definitely Odor Eaters, Thats too funny!!!!!!!

stretchy puddin · **^ Top** #10 09.29.2008

On My G.--

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