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Sliding through life

As You Slide down the Banister of Life, remember:


Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book It’s called ‘Ministers Do More Than Lay People.’

Transvestite A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

The difference between the Pope and your boss is that the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.


My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it’s gone.

The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.

I hate sex in the movies. I tried itonce. The seatfolded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood

It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable.Now,
of course, there’s shipping and handling, too.

A husband is someone who; after taking the trash
out,gives the impression that he just cleaned the
whole house.

My next house will have no kitchen, just vending machines and a large trash can.

The definition of a teenager? It is God’s punishment for having enjoyed sex.

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
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