Trucker MySpace
- Truckers Making Friends. Chicken Truckers Come Meet Other Truckers!
Good Trucking Jobs
- Forget Those CRAP Trucking Jobs & Find A Good Trucking Job!
|
Trucker MySpace
- Truckers Making Friends. Chicken Truckers Come Meet Other Truckers! |
| |||||||
| Truckers' Trucking Forum/Message Board - The Premiere Truck Driver Forum | |||||
|
Sponsored Links
|
| Important Truckers Forum Notice! |
| The World Is A Joke Miles Of Laughter. Trucking Jokes, Humor, Funny Quotes, Cartoons,
Anything for a Laugh ...keep it clean!
Have Fun!
Trucker & Trucking related jokes, please. Trucker Jokes • Truckers DIRTY Jokes |
 |
| | Thread Tools | Rate Thread | Display Modes |
10.02.2008
| |||
| |||
| Conversation with a bartender.... EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM. 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!' 'Is that so! With an attitude he asked . . . and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now ! ! ! SCREW THOSE SHRINKS. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER! .
__________________ Bye Y'all  |
| Remove This Ad By Registering. Join Our Truck Forum and Trucking Community For Free. Sponsored Links: |
| |
|
| Truckers Forum Bookmarks - Like This Thread? Tell The World! |
| Truckers' Trucking Forum/Message Board | |||||
 |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | Rate This Thread |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Trucker Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Just Another "Drunk Goes Into Bar" Joke | simplyred1962 | The World Is A Joke | 3 | 10.03.2008 08.13 PM |
| Cell Phone Conversation Leakage | Native Dancer | Cellular - Voice - Data | 6 | 04.11.2008 01.12 PM |
| CB Radio Conversation Led to Trucker's Stabbing Death | Cybergal | Truckers News | 17 | 01.02.2008 08.07 AM |
| How to break into a conversation | DirtyD | CB Radio Forum | 5 | 07.19.2007 09.52 PM |
| Pets THE conversation starter | weewilly | The Pet Stop | 7 | 06.13.2007 02.38 PM |
Trucker Forum Disclaimer: All content, information and opinions (collectively, the "Material") presented on Our Trucker Forum Discussion Board at TheTruckersReport.com are those of the authors of posts and messages (collectively, the "participants") and not The Truckers Report. The Truckers Report does not guarantee the reliability, completeness, accuracy, timeliness or up-to-date-ness of the material presented on the Truck Driver Forum. The material is published "as is," and does not represent the official views and opinions of The Truckers Report or any company. Any reliance upon the Material presented on these forums shall be at User's own risk. The Truckers Report does not review the substance of the content posted by users on these forums and is therefore not responsible for any of such content. The Truckers Forum merely provides a space for its users to express and exchange their own opinions.
Linear Mode
