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Old 10.10.2008
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Blind man in an all girls biker bar

A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting
there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?'The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, thatyou should know five things:

1)
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2)
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3)
I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde womanwith a black belt in karate.
4)
The woman sitting next to me is blonde anda professional weightlifter.
5)
The lady to your right is blonde and a professionalwrestler.

Now, think about it seriously Mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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He may be blind but he ain't stupid !!!!!!
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