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Old 10.14.2008
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Another Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Word

Mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise a lotta people here today.
I had to say that over and over about 15 times, the last time with a drawl, before I finally got it!
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I had to say that over and over about 15 times, the last time with a drawl, before I finally got it!
I was wonderin' if anyone would struggle with that one. It's easier when ya actually hear it said...especially if Jeff Foxworthy is saying it.
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I was wonderin' if anyone would struggle with that one. It's easier when ya actually hear it said...especially if Jeff Foxworthy is saying it.
He is such a funny comedian, I had the chance to go see the redneck tour back in 2001. Very funny stuff.
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What are the dying words of a redneck?
"Watch iss!!!"
How do you know when a redneck is thinking up a lie to tell you?
He says,"Man, you ain't gonna b'lieve isshit!"
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