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| Hillbilly pickup lines 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do yo u have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.  Man - 'Fat Penguin!'Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.' 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flinststone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.... 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. AND.. the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tight en up
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| Those are bad! I don't know where you come up with some of this stuff!
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| You don't need lines . You get them drunk in a bar then carry them home like a six pack . If you don't know how that works you're not a real redneck . |
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| Very funny ... 
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| Back in the stone age before I was married, I had a guy tell me once he liked my truck so much he wanted to date me. Needless to say neither myself or my truck cared for him much.
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| These are hilarious!
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| Redneck word of the day European. Used in a sentence. "European on my tire" Saw that one on a t-shirt.
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| Sensuous - honey, sensuous up, could you get me another beer! - Thanks to Foxworthy for that one!
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| Another Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Word Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise a lotta people here today.
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