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Old 10.14.2008
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Not intending to offend anyone, here goes:

Why do truck drivers like fat girls?

When they bend over they look like a 5th wheel.
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Yeah well I wouldn't want to stick my anaconda in a fifth wheel.
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Yes; but. consider the easy entry and that "firm" clasp when it locked up....
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Further, fat girls (pleasingly plump women) are similar to a large selection of produce on display.

Lots of prospective "consumers" overlook the finer flavor offered by the slightly larger leaves, but when "prepared" properly with care by a knowledgeable user, the offerings are amazing flavorful.
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