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Old 10.20.2008
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I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
--Houghton Library, Harvard University . Cambridge , Massachusetts .

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
--Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign , IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.
--Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , North Carolina.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
--Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia .

God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust?
-- The Irish Times, Washington , D.C.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
--The Bayou, Baton Rouge , Louisiana .

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her ####.
--Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill , North Carolina .

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
--Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , Arizona .

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
--Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona .

Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married!
--Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman , Montana .

God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God
--The Tombs Restaurant. Washington , D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--Revolution Books. New York , New York .

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
--Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas , Texas .
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Please do not throw cigar butts in the urinals....
It tends to make them soggy and hard to light.
Boscoes Restuarant and Bar - Slidell, LA
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"Don't eat the gum, it tastes like rubber."
On damn near every condom dispenser across the country.

And... "Please don't eat the toilet mint".
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Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand.
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Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand.
Oh, now that is cold!
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Lo there do I see my father
Lo there do I see my mother
and my sisters and brothers
Lo there do I see the line of my people
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Lo they do call to me
They bid me to take my place
In the halls of Valhalla
Where the brave may live forever.
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