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Old 10.21.2008
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8 Things You'll Never Hear a Man Say....

8 things you'll never hear a man say...

8. Here honey, you use the remote.

7. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

5. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

4. Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.

3. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.

2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

1. We never talk anymore.
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Old 10.22.2008
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Ain't that the truth!
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*beams and brags* Mine says #s 8, 5, 2 & 1. I'm a lucky woman!
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I now know that I have been right all along....I use 2 say those things b/4 the divorce. Now I have no need 4 'em !!!LOL
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Nana.. did you check the wallet in your purse after trying on the clothes? he just wanted to get to the credit cards!
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You left out...

#9 Yes honey, as a matter of fact, those pants do make your ### look big.
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#10. I am not sure where we are...........tell me when to turn.
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11. Hey! I have an idea! Lets go to the mall!
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12. I have no idea what to wear today!
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