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honor roll · **^ Top** #1 10.21.2008

Signs that you are no longer a kid (or even close)...
You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"
You have a dream about prunes.
You answer a question with "Because I said so!"
You send money to PBS.
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You know what the word equity means.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You got cable for the weather channel.
You can go bowling without drinking.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
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Big Don · **^ Top** #2 10.21.2008

Hey ya young whipper-snapper! Kwitcha pickin on us old farts!

honor roll · **^ Top** #3 10.21.2008

Read my new title that will tell you why

benthere · **^ Top** #4 10.21.2008

I see you left a hole bunch out. But ill just leave it at that.

Lilbit · **^ Top** #5 10.21.2008

I know there are some missing, I just don't remember what they are!

Sportster2000 · **^ Top** #6 10.25.2008

I was in a hotel in Columbia MO amd there was a convention at the same hotel with most of the people being 60 years of age and older. Here I was at 9 pm trying to go to sleep and the old people in the room next door were having a party that lasted until the am hours. I never thought that they could or would do that at their age.

Lilbit · **^ Top** #7 10.25.2008

I can't handle being up until the am hours unless I sleep most of the day before!

Calumet1tsp · **^ Top** #8 10.25.2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sportster2000

I was in a hotel in Columbia MO amd there was a convention at the same hotel with most of the people being 60 years of age and older. Here I was at 9 pm trying to go to sleep and the old people in the room next door were having a party that lasted until the am hours. I never thought that they could or would do that at their age.

Have you ever heard of sundowners??????

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