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Old 10.22.2008
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The Church Organist
Miss Beatrice,
the church organist,
was in her eighties
and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness
and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,
the young minister
noticed a
cut glass bowl
sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
with water,
and in the water
floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned
with tea and scones,
they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied,
'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through
the Park a few months ago
and I found this little package
on the ground.
The directions said
to place it on the organ,
keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know
I haven't had the flu
all winter.'
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That's pretty good.
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Old 10.27.2008
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Originally Posted by samantha82580 View Post
miss beatrice,



the church organist,


was in her eighties


and had never been married.


she was admired for her sweetness


and kindness to all.


one afternoon the pastor


came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.


she invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.


as he sat facing her old hammond organ,


the young minister


noticed a



cut glass bowl


sitting on top of it.


the bowl was filled


with water,


and in the water


floated, of all things, a condom!


when she returned


with tea and scones,


they began to chat.


the pastor tried to stifle his curiosity


about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.


'miss beatrice', he said,


'i wonder if you would tell me about this?'


pointing to the bowl.


'oh, yes,' she replied,


'isn't it wonderful?


i was walking through


the park a few months ago


and i found this little package


on the ground.


the directions said


to place it on the organ,


keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.


do you know


i haven't had the flu


all winter.'
hahahahahahahaha! Wow how can sum-1 be so naive? Great joke.
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LMAO...GREAT JOKE!
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That was really funny!!!
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