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| I love those! I have a list similar to that I got in an email.
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| You left out....your Doctor. Mine announced I had a serious addiction to caffeine while I was in hospital. And ordered decaf drinks only on my chart. Too bad the dumb### didn't tell them, not to let me wheel myself downstairs...for the real stuff and Mtn Dew.
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| My Daddy and Mama use to wake up at 3 am have a cup of coffee and then go back to bed until 6. Crazy! LOL
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| While hauling bumper hitches for Nationwide Trailer Rental System, I shared a motel room with one of their ramp truck drivers. He carried his own percolator. In the morning, he sat on the edge of the bed waiting for his first cup before he could move any farther. After drinking the coffee, he lit a cigarette to smoke while taking a shower. Back when coffee was served in a cup on a saucer, I noticed an old timer order a coffee and a coke. He poured half of the coffee into the saucer and refilled the cup with coke. It was now cool, and he gulped it down before pouring the rest of the coffee and coke into the cup. He gulped that down. By the way, a power nap after that routine would last about 15 minutes. When the coffee kicks in, you wake up and are good to go. |
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| My sister's computer gets regular doses of coffee when she spits it out reading my e-mails . She once sent me a reply " Pepsi - up my nose !" . I told her too bad she wasn't drinking Coke . I would have fwd'ed it to everybody . |
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