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Old 10.22.2008
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Brunette Jokes

Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to think them up.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A: A blonde trying to put it out.

Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage

Q:What is brown, black and blue was found lying in a ditch?
A: The last brunette that told a blonde joke in front of a blonde.

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "

Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation

Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.


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It's nice to see jokes about the others for once!
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Awwww......no fair! I don't think these brunette jokes are very funny. Blonde jokes are funnier!
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Blonde jokes are credible , especially if you saw Kellie Pickler on "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader " (If you haven't seen it it's on Youtube )
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Brunettes are Beautiful!!!!!!
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Cyber has cartoon hair, and lilbit has broom hair!!!!!!
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My hair changes colors I was born a toe head it got darker as I got older I have lots of gray but I cover it now it is a blonde brown
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Watch out Calumet, or I'll have to break out my 'illudium q-35 space modulator' on you!
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