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10.22.2008
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| Brunette Jokes Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up. Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water? A: A blonde trying to put it out. Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A: A hostage Q:What is brown, black and blue was found lying in a ditch? A: The last brunette that told a blonde joke in front of a blonde. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter. Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? A. Brown-bagging it. Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? A. No one else wants it. Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? A. Invisible. Q. What's a brunette's mating call? A. "Has the blonde left yet? " Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color? A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party? A. The invitation Q. Who makes bras for brunettes? A. Fisher-Price Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A. It matches their moustache.   |
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10.22.2008
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| It's nice to see jokes about the others for once! 
__________________ Dynamite comes in small packages, Nitro comes in smaller ones, take your pick!  Lo there do I see my father Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and brothers Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning Lo they do call to me They bid me to take my place In the halls of Valhalla Where the brave may live forever. From the movie 'The 13th Warrior' |
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 Awwww......no fair!  I don't think these brunette jokes are very funny. Blonde jokes are funnier! 
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10.23.2008
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| Blonde jokes are credible , especially if you saw Kellie Pickler on "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader " (If you haven't seen it it's on Youtube ) |
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| Brunettes are Beautiful!!!!!!  |
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__________________ Dynamite comes in small packages, Nitro comes in smaller ones, take your pick! Lo there do I see my father Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and brothers Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning Lo they do call to me They bid me to take my place In the halls of Valhalla Where the brave may live forever. From the movie 'The 13th Warrior' |
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10.23.2008
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| Cyber has cartoon hair, and lilbit has broom hair!!!!!!  |
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| My hair changes colors I was born a toe head it got darker as I got older I have lots of gray but I cover it now it is a blonde brown |
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| Watch out Calumet, or I'll have to break out my 'illudium q-35 space modulator' on you!
__________________ Dynamite comes in small packages, Nitro comes in smaller ones, take your pick! Lo there do I see my father Lo there do I see my mother and my sisters and brothers Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning Lo they do call to me They bid me to take my place In the halls of Valhalla Where the brave may live forever. From the movie 'The 13th Warrior' |
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