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| at PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell at WORK You spend most of your time ina 6X6cubicle at PRISON You get three fully paid for meals a day at WORK You get a break for one meal, andyou have to pay for it at PRISON For good behavior, you get time off at WORK For good behavior, you get more work at PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you at WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself at PRISON You can watch TV and play games at WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games at PRISON You get your own toilet at WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat at PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit at WORK You aren't even supposed to speakto your family at PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part at WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners at PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out at WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars at PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens at WORK They are called 'managers' THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE. Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails!!!!
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