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Old 11.03.2008
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Lightbulb A Comparision to 'gain perspective'....

at PRISON

You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell


at WORK

You spend most of your time ina 6X6cubicle




at PRISON

You get three fully paid for meals a day


at WORK

You get a break for one meal, andyou have to pay for it




at PRISON

For good behavior, you get time off


at WORK

For good behavior, you get more work




at PRISON

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you


at WORK

You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself





at PRISON

You can watch TV and play games


at WORK

You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games





at PRISON

You get your own toilet


at WORK

You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat





at PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit


at WORK

You aren't even supposed
to speakto your family






at PRISON

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work
required on your part


at WORK

You must pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners





at PRISON

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
out


at WORK

You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars





at PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens


at WORK

They are called 'managers'





THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.




Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails!!!!
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work and prison

WAY too true to be funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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