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Old 11.16.2008
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Name: _____________________ Date: _______________

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KNOWLEDGE:__ Really knows what he's doing.
__ Knows just enough to be dangerous.
__ Only half a brain and is dangerous.
__ His coffee cup has a higher I.Q.

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ACCURACY: __ Does excellent work is not preoccupied.
__ Pretty good accuracy with large numbers.
__ Must take off shoes to count above ten.
__ What's a number?

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ATTITUDE: __ Extremely co-operative.
__ Brown noser in good standing.
__ Often annoys co-workers and fights.
__ Doesn't care, never did, never will.

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RELIABILE:__ Works so hard he gets extra days off.
__ Very dependable.
__ Rely on his being first one out the door.
__ Absolutely totally worthless.

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APPEARANCE: __ Extremely neat and clean.
__ Looks great on his day off.
__ Flies take him over fresh manure.
__ Dirt, filthy, smelly, and ugly.

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PERFORMANCE: __ Works hard if money is involved.
__ Does great work--at evaluation time.
__ Works well after ten cups of coffee.
__ Couldn't do less if he were in a coma.

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LEADERSHIP: __ Carries chainsaw and gets good results.
__ Macho attitude. Commands total disgust.
__ One time some listened to him whine.
__ Unable to lead even the most ignorant.
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my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further
acknowledge that I am as stupid as a football bat,
and I will make some attempt to correct my deficiencies.

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That's funny! Somewhere, I have a military review similar to that one. I love those things.
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__________________________________________________ ___
KNOWLEDGE:__ Really knows what he's doing.
__ Knows just enough to be dangerous.
_X_ Only half a brain and is dangerous.
__ His coffee cup has a higher I.Q.

__________________________________________________ ___
ACCURACY: __ Does excellent work is not preoccupied.
__ Pretty good accuracy with large numbers.
__ Must take off shoes to count above ten.
_X_ What's a number?

__________________________________________________ ___
ATTITUDE: __ Extremely co-operative.
__ Brown noser in good standing.
__ Often annoys co-workers and fights.
_X_ Doesn't care, never did, never will.

__________________________________________________ ___
RELIABILE:__ Works so hard he gets extra days off.
_X_ Very dependable.
__ Rely on his being first one out the door.
__ Absolutely totally worthless.

__________________________________________________ ___
APPEARANCE: _X_ Extremely neat and clean.
__ Looks great on his day off.
__ Flies take him over fresh manure.
__ Dirt, filthy, smelly, and ugly.

__________________________________________________ ___
PERFORMANCE: _X_ Works hard if money is involved.
__ Does great work--at evaluation time.
__ Works well after ten cups of coffee.
__ Couldn't do less if he were in a coma.

__________________________________________________ ___
LEADERSHIP: __ Carries chainsaw and gets good results.
__ Macho attitude. Commands total disgust.
_X_ One time some listened to him whine.
__ Unable to lead even the most ignorant.
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Okay...I filled mine out. What next?
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As stupid as a football bat?

That is the FUNNIEST thing I've heard in a long time...consider it stolen.
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