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Originally Posted by honor roll 
Wisconsin Crazy Law
Dumb Wisconsin Laws
At one time, margarine was illegal.
As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
| My wife grew up on her grandpa's farm. She tells me that even the WORD"margarine" was never used in their house. Quote:
Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. | So THIS is where the bureaucrats and politicians got the idea. I think congress lives by this rule! Quote: | State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese. | Now this makes perfect sense to me. And it must be chedder, and slightly melted on top of the pie! Quote: | Citizens may not murder their enemies. | Except when they "need killin'!" Quote: Milwaukee
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day. | Uh-oh. Guess I must stay out of "M'waukee" then! At least until after dark. Quote: | It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. | Yep, those sparklers can actually hurt someone. But everyone needs a good machine gun to hunt rabbits! Quote: Racine
Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man. | OH! So now I see why all these gals are on the street corners trying toget a guy to go with them! Makes sense, now. Oh yeah, I gotta get my wife one of these T shirts for Christmas! 
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