The Cow, The Constitution, and the Ten Commandments - Truckers' Trucking Forum

kelgar50 · **^ Top** #1 07.29.2009

Three Things To Ponder

A Cow
The Constitution
The Ten Commandments

The Cow

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
The Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
The 10 Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

25(2)+2 · **^ Top** #2 07.29.2009

All three are funny and the first and last are so true. One problem with the cow is what cows do to a waste management plan.

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