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Old 08.23.2009
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Illegal Immigration

The latest telephone poll taken by Texas Governor Perry's office
asked whether people who live in Texas think illegal
immigration is a serious problem:
29 % of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."
71% of respondents answered: "No, no es un problema."
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The latest telephone poll taken by Texas Governor Perry's office
asked whether people who live in Texas think illegal
immigration is a serious problem:
29 % of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."
71% of respondents answered: "No, no es un problema."


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Wouldn't be a problem if they would use my idea. .50 caliber machine guns set up every 50 yards along the border, with pay as you go ammunition dispensers. Probably become the greatest tourist attraction since Disney World!
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Lol! That was worth a good laugh. That sad part about it is it could very well be true.
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Why would it be sad? I'd be willing to sink a good part of my life savings just to say I had a chance to fire a .50 cal.
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50 cal kinda takes all the sport out of it.
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