Here’s a timely installment of answers to: “The economy is so bad, how bad is the economy?”



The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
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It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
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The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
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The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
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The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
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The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
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The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
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The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
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The economy is so bad****Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
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The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
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The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
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The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
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And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

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"It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from his government. ~Thomas Paine~

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help" ~Ronald Reagan~


"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so" ~Ronald Reagan~