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Officials: Couples must bathe together to avoid divorce

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Rising divorce rates in Malaysia are prompting officials to encourage couples to bathe together and wear clean clothes.

Image consultants hired by officials in the northern Terengganu state will hold workshops to provide tips to wives on how to remain attractive by using perfume and wearing lingerie to spice up their sex lives, the Associated Press reports.
Husbands will be told to wear clean pajamas and bathe to reduce body odors.
Lawmaker Muhammad Ramli Nuh said authorities in the Muslim-majority state are also urging couples to pray, eat and bathe together to “help sustain the happiness.”
High divorce data in the country shows it is “becoming a problem that must be tackled,” authorities say.
Couple that play together, stay together.
Showering is good.
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OMGOSH!!.....that would cause a divorce in my house...LOL. Everyone needs some quiet time to themselves.....yeah once in awhile a shower together is cool but really wear perfume and tell the hubby to put on clean jammies.....

IF these women fall for this they are gonna need to take 2 baths/showers a day one to be there for the husband the other to get all the "girly" things done that no man should have to witness...hahaha~
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Couple that play together, stay together.
Showering is good.
Yep, I like that idea.
IMHO,
They are encouraging intimacy not taking away the individuals privacy
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bathe to reduce body odors

And we think our government is all up in our business
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Maybe personal hygiene should be taught at a young age so they do not have this problem as adults.
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